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case you did not know, it is unlawful to bring
EXPLODING BRIEFCASES
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Okay,
you have now officially logged on to my incredibly silly and
somewhat foolish personal webpage. Any resemblance to a real
website is purely coincidental. I will not be held criminally
liable for any mis-spellings or grammatical errors in this page,
as my webpage publisher is not equipped with spell check.
No
animals were harmed in the construction of this website
(we'll try harder next
time).
This
site is available in standard Microsoft U.S. English only. If you
speak the "King's English" please simply read all the
text with a slightly pompous, yet good spirited British accent
and add a "u" to words like colour and an extra
"m" to programme.
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should be noted that all of this crap you are reading is
just filler and is only here to delay you as the
multitude of pictures on this site download. If you are
using a Cable Modem or DSL, you should be able to [page
down] and see all the pictures now. If you are
using a 56k dial up modem, I would go get a cup of coffee
and perhaps read the newspaper and come back later. |
| If
you are using a 28.8k or 36.6k modem, what you need to do
is unplug your computer NOW and place it on the curb in
front of your home on the night before the next
"trash day". Make sure you do this in the dead
of night as you wouldn't want any of your neighbors to
know that you are still using a 386 PC with Windows 3.1
and 4 megs of RAM. Next, go to a computer store and buy a
real computer. This may seem like an elaborate process,
but it is still faster than downloading this page with a
28.8k modem. |
If you did not laugh
at least once as you read the above "filler", you are
entitled to a complete refund.
Refund checks will be drafted at a small bank in Poland, they
will then be
heavily taxed, lost in the mail, found, lost again, taken by pack
mule across Butt-Fungus-Egypt, spit on by a camel (who
feels his job is threatened by the pack mules), eaten by a
vulture, and will finally be delivered to you completely bio
degraded in a pot filled with soft peat.
And
now, on with the show....
Adventure
Dork in South America
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The
tired explorer on his way to Macchu Picchu
via the 'Camino del Inca' in Peru.
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Adventure
Dork becomes 'Tarzan Dork'
as he swings from a real vine
deep in the Amazon Jungle.
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Adventure
Dork the U.S. Marine
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Not so long
ago, Adventure Dork got his
basic adventure training in the USMC.
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Sergeant
Adventure Dork,
"Warrior-Philosopher, Gentleman-Prick"
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"I'm so hip that I sometimes have
trouble seeing over my pelvis"
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Calling
the action as it happens...
One of the top announcers in Southern California!
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"Every
day people are straying away from the church and going back to
God".
-Lenny Bruce
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Hanging
out at the top of the Great Wall of China.
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Took job as
"Part Time Emperor of China"
to make a little extra cash
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"Wherever
you go, there you are".
-Buckaroo
Bonsai
In
his home area of San Diego County...
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A few miles
off the Sunrise Highway
on the way to the 'Big Lake'
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In his
Search & Rescue uniform
ready to seek the lost and injured.
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Adventure
Dork in Far East Russia...
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Taking a
break while building a church in Russia
- Nice Bricks!
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I am amused
by the fact that they just carry
AK-47s around the streets of Russia like
"its cool".
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Reflecting
in Yosemite...
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There are
many places to go in the world. Some of them
involve a little risk.
Some people fear death, but
death is inevitable.
I
don't want to be the one that dies and regrets he
did not enjoy life to the fullest.
If I die on some trip to
some far off land, my friends will all say,
"He died while he was doing what he loved to
do".
What more could I want?
Life is a gift from God
that is meant to be enjoyed. I refuse to spend
all of my time on this earth worrying about
money, and fancy cars, and expensive women.
If I buy a nice car, it
lasts for a few years and then breaks down.
If
I buy an airline ticket to somewhere far away for
an adventure,
the
memories will last forever (and it's
cheaper then a car).
"I would rather be
happy than rich"
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